Hi I say stupid things like "Totally radical, dude!" unironically, if you want to know more you'll have to click "aboat"

"There is a way. Only one way..."

(Source: oh-niichan)

therealladyhawkins:

rumpy-pumpy:

That’s the spirit.

NICELY PLAYED.

therealladyhawkins:

rumpy-pumpy:

That’s the spirit.

NICELY PLAYED.

(Source: apromisewasmade)

arbor-viridanus:

bogleech:

therainbowbandit:

okay but latias is just hardcore flirting with ash tho

Poor Ash doesn’t even realize that his true destiny was never to capture all pokemon, but to eventually fuck a dragon.

What other ultimate destiny could there ever be in any world that has dragons?

Ash the Dragon Layer

(Source: wutangwookie)

ikimaru:

I forgot where I was going with this so I just added space textures everywhere hah a

ikimaru:

I forgot where I was going with this so I just added space textures everywhere hah a

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

hocotate-civ:

Gotcha, slick.

tetsuoatehimbread:

(groans for 3747394738473 years)

tetsuoatehimbread:

(groans for 3747394738473 years)

myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

(Source: jardsale)

theheartmaid:

riker-wears-a-skant:

everyonelovesrobots:

microcroft:

iguah-daily:

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

Oh god. It’s finally back.

Ì̞͍̘͎̮͔̹̄̄̾͛͛ͅ ̂ͥ̌ͫͯ͆͆҉̷͇̫̰̦̼̤͓̻̥͡g̱̖̙̫̉̏ͧ̂̍ͪ́i̡̘̠͌ͨ̅͒̇̚v̥̲̠̱̳͍͇͎̙ͮͦ̌ͩe̥͇̤̘͒ͣͤͨ͢ ͔̥͖͚̮̩͖̐̐̓̊̕͢y̢͍̳̠͚ͮ́͛ͭ́̅ͯo̡͚ͧͣ͆͊ͯ͊̾͑͢uͪ̃ͣ҉̸̺̻ ͫ͋ͦ̀ͬͪ̌͒͏̹͔͉͍a̶̡̭̯̳͍͚ͬͬͣͯͨͯ̐͢ ̆̋͗ͯ̿ͪ̈́̽҉̥̝̮͍͍̘͎̥̤h̊̏ͫͭ̆ͪ͡҉͏̤̠̖̲͙̥̞a̯̒͌͆̔̈́͡m̨͈̯̖̲͚͈̳̿ͅb̸͓̣̙̥̼̍ͩͫ̓̇͂́͝ͅu̶̸͎͉̮͈͛ͦ͑́ͅr̟̦̤͔̫͇̠͔̓̏ͧ̈̄͑̚g̡͍̲̜̯̥̣̩ͣ̾ͧ̓͛͐̽͠e̞ͭ̔̚͠r̯̜͊͗̀͜͟.̛̺̳̝̔͌ͭ͊̽̆ͧ͟
̣̫̪̣̠̺̾͑̊̊ͩ͆͘͞
̉͊͏͚̟Ạ̢̬̹͖̗̎̑̇̕͞s̭͉͍͕̙͙ͥ̂̒̐ͧͬ ̷̴̸̲͓̮͋̈́͐̀̈ỷ̱̫͚̮͇̖͙͇͆̉̊ͩ̄̂̀̚͟o̤̜̺̩̬̾ͪ̀̐̌͗̽ų̫̣͕̮͚͒̀̎͛͛͟͢ͅ ̜͈̥̲̖ͯḳ̡͚̻̭͓͌͐́̈͛̋͟ĭ̬͌̋ͥ̓̋͐͢l͇̬̮͖̤ͫͯ̔͐̅̓͢ļ̨͈͍̮̪̟̼͓͗̂͐͆ͪͫ̌͝ ̢̢̹̳̝̘̤̆̓̔̉m̖̬̜̮͇̼͍̝̽ͦ́͡e̪͇͆̅̓̐͐̾,̱̥̬͈̙̠̓́ͪͩ̚ͅ ̷̘̰̐̄̑̿̎ͤ̽̀͠I̴̺̭̝̯̟̹͚̜̼͆͑̈́̉͑̂̆ ̱̓̆̅̇ͨ̃ͯ̑̉̕͢d̝͍̮̋͗ͤ͋̔̐ͣ͌ͭö͈̜͚͇̲̠͇͓͠ ̴̼͕̲̱ͤ͋ͣ̏̀͢n̢̠̜̖̋́ͧ̽͢o͙̰͓̒̇̉͗̾̄͞ͅt̵̼̗͂̉̚͝ ̧̤̙͐̊ͬ̔ͩ͛̎̀̚m̧̙͕̬̗̥̘̀̎ͭ̎̾̾ͧa̭̣̜̦̥͙̱̣͊̂͌͐̇̆̈̔͟͝k͔̺̰̭͔̆ͨͪ̆ͦͣ̄e̸͇̻̎̉ͧ̑͛̓̿ͪ͟ ̲̪̹̱̜̝͈̂ͯ̓͌̊͘a̢̫̹̝̥͔͙͉͉ͪͤ̋̓̿̎ͨ̀́ ̦̻ͨͧͧ͋͐̅ͬ͝s͓̗̯̟̝̞̥̮͒̄̑o̴͈͙̲̥̔ͨ̄̿̊̌ͮͨ͠uͦ͆̋҉̙̪̼ṇ̨͈͚̙̣̰͉͇̳́̾̒̌ͧdͪ͂҉̸̞̟͕̦͜.͍̯̙̯̮̈̓̓̊̀͢
̢͇͖̲̲̯̙̭͑͌̅̃ͬ͌͝
͕̪̼̻͎̦̜̹͐͟Í̥͓̳ͫ͐͟ ̛̐̊̿ͫ̉͑͊͂͋҉̤̟̠͍̫͔g̪̼̙͎̖̙ͮ̀͝i̵̫̮̪͉̯̫͙̭̹ͦ̌̇̐ͦ͐̓͜v̡̭͎̠̹̳͖͙̮̆ͥ̒ͧ̍̃̕͞e̴̝͚̘̲̜͈̹̮̺̒̎ͬ͒ͣ͐ ͙̘̗̻̠͚̗̬ͨ̏ͨͪ̽̑̽͜͠yͤͯ̈͆͛̓ͥ҉̛̦o̶̯̬̥̬͒ͬͭ͆ͥ̄̕u̟̟̒͌̿̐̀ ̸̹̯̺̖̇͌͘ä̵̡͕̤́̐̑̀ͥ̈̓̚ ̢͑ͧ̃͏̪̲̪̼h̪̮̣̞̜̰́̏ͩ̅̈́̎ͪ̓͘ä̷̩̠́̓̈́m͎̟̀̌̋ͮ̏͡b̰̬̝̅̏u͚͎̰̮̻̇̿ͣ͐ͯ̍̄ͨͫr̴̨̪̜̘̳̞̖͊͟ġ̱͍ͮͨ̎̓ẻ̵̢̛͕͓̻̳̳̝ͩͪ̇̒ͦ̓̇̓r̦̮ͣ̆͌̕.̣̟̬̣̭̙̱̗̒̽̎

i should have fucking known i’m done with everything

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

tatianamaslnay:

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

randomnessosityism:

NOW THE NIGHTMARE’S REAL

NOW DOCTOR HORRIBLE IS HERE

TO MAKE YOU QUAKE WITH FEAR

TO MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD KNEEL

AND I WON’T FEEL

a thing

strongholdqueen:

doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

strongholdqueen:

doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage